Market chaos × Zen practice

I’m a practicing
zen degen

A memecoin about staying soft-focused and slightly amused while the market role‑plays an extinction event. Candles crash. Narratives die. You inhale, exhale, and do… less.

ticker $ZDGN

chain Solana

contract TBA

Sound on for maximum serenity.

practice non‑attachment • touch grass before leverage • red candles, steady breath • your PnL is not your worth • zen in, degen out • we are here for the joke • practice non‑attachment • touch grass before leverage • red candles, steady breath • your PnL is not your worth • zen in, degen out • we are here for the joke •

What is “I’m a practicing zen degen”?

It’s a memecoin about staying shockingly calm while the market theatrically implodes. $ZDGN is for people who have seen one too many “this time it’s different” threads and now respond with a half‑smile, a deep breath, and maybe a small buy.

This isn’t about being perfectly enlightened. It’s about practicing. You’ll still over‑check charts. You’ll still feel the sting. But you notice the stress, laugh at the absurdity, and choose to soften into the moment instead of panic‑selling into the void.

How to practice zen degen

Formal practice is optional. Shitposting is not.

When the chart nukes, open the site instead of the app.
Press Start zen breath and match the orb’s rhythm.
Let the tone ring out while you watch the candles do whatever they’re doing.
Remember: you are the observer, not the 5‑minute chart.
Only then decide whether to buy, hold, or just go outside.

Tokenomics

Minimal ceremony. Maximum meme. Exact parameters may adjust with launch, but the spirit stays the same: simple, transparent, and aligned with the bit.

supply 1,000,000,000 $ZDGN

launch style fair / community‑driven

taxes 0 / 0 (no weird stuff)

lp details TBA at launch

contract TBA

Always verify the contract address from official channels before you ape. Zen doesn’t protect you from fake mints.

Is there any utility?

Primarily: narrative, culture, and nervous‑system regulation during max fear.

Shared language for staying grounded in ridiculous markets.
On‑chain signal that you practice some kind of self‑regulation.
Future: quests, art drops, and calm‑through‑chaos experiments.

FAQ

Is this financial advice?

Absolutely not. This is a coping meme with a breathing exercise. Always do your own research, use money you can afford to see evaporate, and talk to a professional if you’re making serious financial decisions.

Why “practicing” zen degen?

Because nobody is fully zen when their bags are down 60%. We’re celebrating the attempt — the micro‑pause between impulse and action where you can choose not to blow up your account.

What network is $ZDGN on?

Planned for Solana. The exact mint address will be announced via official social channels. Double‑check everything. Scammers love a calm narrative.

Will breathing actually fix my trading?

No. But it might stop you from revenge‑trading at 3am, and that’s already a kind of alpha.

Risk & reality

Memecoins are volatile, illiquid, and can go effectively to zero. $ZDGN doesn’t magically remove that risk. It just gives you a calmer vantage point to watch the fireworks.

If touching this project makes your real life worse — financially, emotionally, or relationally — your zen practice is to walk away. No hard feelings.